As my mom and I were getting ready for dinner last night, I saw a huge fly whiz by. (No, I did not scream. Flies don't make me scream, but I still won't touch them.) I told my mom we had a fly, and and the following conversation ensued:
Mom: "Wow, that's really huge."
Me: "Yes, it is. See? This is why we need men."
Mom gives me a you've-got-to-kidding-me look.
Me: "Ok, this is why I need a man."
As I finished getting ready, I started to think of what a man is good for, aside from the obvious. And here's the list I came up with.
1. Killing bugs
2. Taking out the trash
3. Fixing things (maybe)
4. Massages/Foot rubs
5. Unclogging toilets
6. Lifting heavy objects/moving things
7. Carrying groceries
8. Warming women up
9. Entertaining children
10. Sex (You didn't think I would forget that one, did you?)
Truth is, there is not one thing on this list that a woman cannot do. In fact, these days, women can do many things men cannot, but we keep them around anyway. After all, who would kill the bugs?
(Feel free to add your own ideas/thoughts to the list. I know mine is not comprehensive.)
1 comment:
Lol! Nice list. I like #10. I also love to just cuddle so I need a man for that. I hate bugs, so I definitely need a man for that!
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