A 'Miracle' Pill

Why is losing weight so hard? I mean, it's so easy to gain it, so why is it so hard to lose it? It's not fair, it's really not. If it's so easy to gain it, it should be just as easy to lose it. Or it should be hard to gain, easy to lose. (And if this could be done without exercising, I'd be the happiest person in the world.) Frankly, I really don't care how it's done, I just want to lose the weight. About 20-25 pounds worth of it. I've been thinking to get me started and motivated, maybe I'd go and buy a bottle of one those 'miraculous' weight loss pills. They work, don't they? I wouldn't take it forever, but maybe for a month or so, just to get me over this hump, show myself some progress. I think once I see progress, I'll be a hell of a lot more motivated to get up in the morning and go on the treadmill. But I've been thinking about doing that for years now, and look how far I've gotten. Nowhere. No pills, hardly ever exercise, but I do eat right (at least the majority of the time). I haven't bought those 'miracle' pills because of all the side effects I've heard they have and all of the fatal problems people have had with them. Which REALLY sucks. Why can't someone make a pill with no side effects and no fatal problems, yet works wonders? The longer this goes on, the more tempted I am to go and buy a bottle, and at the point where I am right now, I really think I would. But I have no idea which bottle of pills to get. I don't know which is the safest (I know none of them are really safe, but I'm talking safest out of all). I don't know which one will work the fastest. I think about the only thing I know is that they help you lose weight but can be dangerous. But G-d help me, I want a bottle. Or better yet, G-d should give me a magic wand to wave and make those 20-25 pounds magically disappear. Now THAT would be miraculous.