Not Me!

For more awesome Not Me! Monday, take a look at MckMama's blog. But now, mine!

I did not go shopping online today while at work, out in the open, where anyone who walked by could see what I was doing.

I did not buy a pair of really cute boots while shopping online.

I did not actively try to avoid working today (hence the online shopping).

While standing in line at the theater last night with my friends, I did not realize that I did not have my car keys with me. I did not proceed to search all my pockets and purse at least three times. I did not then announce to my friends that my car keys were not with me, tell them to buy me a ticket, and rush out of the theater to my car. I did not walk extremely fast to the car instead of running. I did not approach my car and see exhaust coming out of the muffler. Then, I did not realize that not only did I leave the keys in the car and leave the doors unlocked, but I also left the car running. Nope. Not me. I would never do that.

When I got back to theater and my friends, the first thing I said to them was not to search my hair for blonde hairs in the mass of black on my head. I am not a closet blonde hiding behind dark hair. I just have some very blonde moments.