Not Me! Monday

We're back! Not Me! Monday has officially resumed! Due to health issues, MckMama and her Not Me! Mondays have been on hiatus. Head on over to her blog to see what she and others have not been doing in the past seven weeks.

I did not lose my job last week and I am not extremely happy about it.

On the "exit interview," I did not let HR, the executive director, have it as far my opinions as to the firm, its policies, and everything else I disliked about it. I did not feel awesome afterward.

I did not leave work on April 23rd to sit in on the trial for the case I had been working on. I did not stay watching the trial for three hours and it was not the highlight of my working there for eight months, and possibly, one of the greatest things to ever happen to me. Nope. My life is much more fulfilling and exciting than that.

I did not go tattle on a coworker and get her in major trouble (she really deserved it). I did not feel awesome about that as well.

I am not sitting at home now, trying to think of ways to get out of vacuuming. I am not seriously thinking of using the sweeper instead and trying to pass it off as vacuuming.

Two weeks ago, I did not throw a huge fit because there was a centipede in my room and I had to kill it.

I did not kill it by dropping my mom's shoe on it and then running away.

I did not make my mom clean it up.

I did not use my mom's shoe because the thought of using mine and then wearing it was just too gross and disgusting.

What's on your list?