Wasn't Me!

Yep, it's that time again. Time for Not Me! Monday! Oh, boy do I have some good ones for you. For others, go to MckMama's blog and check out everyone else's Not Me! Mondays. As for me, well, here I go.

I did not spill coffee on my computer this morning.

It did not get inside my screen and keyboard.

I did not take my computer and tip it upside down, letting all the coffee drip out of the keyboard. I did not then think that my computer was fine.

I did not then proceed to go about using my computer for another fifteen minutes, thinking that the wet spot that was spreading on the inside of my screen would dry and everything would go back to normal.

I did not then IM my boyfriend, a computer genius, and ask him about spilled coffee and computer screens.

At 12:30PM I did not make an appointment at the Apple Store for 4:20PM, then go anyway, hoping they could squeeze me in.

I did not spend the next 3 hours at a movie right by the store waiting for my turn at the Genius Bar because I had nothing better to do.

My boyfriend did not accompany me throughout this whole thing.

I was not told that in order for Apple to fix my computer, I would have to pay them $755, plus whatever tax applies. I am not seriously considering getting a new computer instead, for an extra $200.

I am not thinking that my compensation for this is a free 2G iPhone. Yes, you heard. FREE. At least I did not spend $400 on that. :)

You're next! What did you not do?