Not Me! Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Last Monday afternoon/evening, my friend did not throw me a drinking party.

I did not completely wasted and then go home and get sick.

I did not drink two nights in a row last week.

I have not been sleeping until about 12PM most days because I am having trouble going to sleep so I don't get to sleep until about 2AM.

I am not sitting here, trying to cut off a huge bow on a shirt I bought because I hate the bow but love the shirt.

I have not cut off the bow, and am now not left with a black piece of fabric in the middle of the chest area. I am not trying to undo the sewing that holds it to the shirt now.

I did not (sort of) empty out a bag that has been sitting in my room for years with clothes I want to take to the tailor but never get around to doing.

I did not place some clothes back into the bag, stuff the bag somewhere else, and then make two more bags of clothes out of the rest of the clothes that were in there. I am much more organized than that.

I do not currently have five bags sitting on the floor in my room, in various places. The bags are not filled with clothes in different categories. (Two bags of clothes to give away, one bag of clothes to sell, one bag of clothes to eventually take into the tailor, and one bag of clothes to take into the tailor now.)

I also do not have a bag of clothes sitting the car that I tried to sell but that they did not take. I do not keep forgetting it's in the car and to take it up.

What have you not done this last week?