Not Me! Monday is back! Yay! For more Not Me! Mondays, head on over to MckMama's blog and take a look at hers and others.
A few weeks ago, I did not decide that I do not want a job right now, and have therefore, not been looking or applying for any jobs.
I did not just realize last week that this might inhibit my love of shopping and going out with friends.
I did not go for my first ever manicure and pedicure last Thursday night. It was not totally amazing and I was not wondering why I had never done it before.
I did not finally figure out how to finally stop biting my nails and picking at my toe nails. It does not involve spending money I do not have on manicures and pedicures every 3-4 weeks or so.
I did not figure this out because since my mani/pedi, I have not bitten or picked at any of my nails.
I am not seriously bummed about this realization as I do not have the money to indulge like this. :(
I have not started looking at jobs again so that I can afford this lavish lifestyle I aspire to have (among other reasons).
I have not been stalking my ex's Facebook page, looking for hints of a hookup. I am not that sad and pathetic.
I am also not seriously very glad that he has not done the newest Facebook phenomenon, Fan Check, as I would probably be the number one "fan" (a.k.a. stalker).
Ok, time to 'fess up! What have you not done lately? Share!
3 comments:
Lol! You are hilarious! These are probably in a random order.
I did not update my profile on a dating website this past week hoping to find a nice guy who might want to date me after saying that I would delete my profiles from all dating websites.
I did not find a cute guy and check his profile everyday for a week to see if he updated anything.
I did not pick at the delicious honey cake for almost an hour today.
I did not flirt with the guy who was cutting my grass on Friday.
I did not stay up half the night one night last week analyzing the book Goodnight Moon.
There is probably so much more I could write. I'm going to try to add some more.
I am not reading this blog every time I come home from Yeshiva hoping to read a new post.
Abby, you are hilarious! Did you really flirt with your grass cutter guy? Was he hot? Hehe.
Dan-Yes, you do. I can see you on my traffic feed! :P
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