I Didn't Do It

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Last week, I did not average four to five hours of sleep. I did not stay out too late almost every night last week.

I did not slip and fall on ice and badly hurt my knee ten feet away from my house.

I did not get lotion on my KitKat bar and proceed to eat it anyway after wiping it off.

I did not go onto Kohls.com on Friday morning at work and I did not proceed to look at bras out in the open where everyone could see what was on my computer screen. I did not realize that maybe I should not be looking at bras at work only when a male coworker walked by and glanced at my screen. (Luckily, he was too far away to really see what I had up there.)

I did not spend fifteen minutes at work writing down a bunch of "Not Me's" and then forget them at work.

I did not spend another fifteen minutes today looking for Bill, the facilities coordinator, to ask him if he ordered my tea in the last grocery stock-up order. I did not have the receptionist call him and the secretary, Lisa, who does the grocery shopping for my office, to find out.

Your turn! What did you not do?