Monday, January 19, 2009

Not Me!

I did not go into work forty-five minutes early and then proceed not to work for those forty-five minutes.

I did not go into work early today because I had nothing better to do.

I did not spend the majority of my day doing menial tasks--filing, indexing, etc. And I did not enjoy it greatly because it meant I was not working on the other project that I've been doing for the past two months.

I did not almost have about ten panic attacks/breakdowns in the middle of work last Tuesday and Wednesday because of a bombshell my boyfriend dropped on me.

I did not stick my hand into my cup of tea this afternoon because I was not paying attention, thinking it was the cup that contained the peanuts I was eating.

I did not manage not to get a paper cut today.

I did not spend two and half hours today staring at my computer, checking scanned, black and white documents.

I did not get up and go to the bathroom just so I could look at some color, even though that color in the bathroom is gray and white.

How about you? What did you not do today?

1 comment:

Ilana said...

"I did not stick my hand into my cup of tea this afternoon because I was not paying attention, thinking it was the cup that contained the peanuts I was eating."

Haha. I do that all the time. When I am holding one thing in each hand, one edible and one not, I always get them mixed up and stick a stapler in my mouth, thinking it's a granola bar.