Not Me! Monday(s)

Surf on over to MckMama's blog for tons more of Not Me! Mondays. In the meantime, since you're here, why not read a list of the things I have not done over the past three weeks (since I have not posted and have definitely not done something).

I did not walk in on my coworker in the bathroom because she forgot to flip the lock, which triggers the sign on the door that lets others know the bathroom is "occupied."

I did not then profusely apologize, even though it was not my fault she got confused with the lock.

I do not spend most of my time at work either looking through boxes, looking/working/organizing/updating binders, or staring at a computer screen full of scans. Nope, not me. I have tons more skills than that that are utilized on a daily basis at work.

I am not working my butt off on one case in the hopes that all my hard work will pay off and enable me to sit in on the trial in a month.

Sitting in on this trial will not be (one of the) highlight(s) of my life.

I did not sit at work today, coughing my head off because I have a cold but refusing to take a sick day because I don't have any.

I am not losing my voice because of said cold and coughing.

I did not write a post about not having anything to post about, then decide not to post it.

I do not have many more things that I did not do, but cannot think of right now because I only got four hours of sleep last night.

So, what would go on your Not Me! list?